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gnarly:

when the bae lets you touch her butt <333

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Green Day - Missing You (Demo)

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the-orange-mocha-wayward-assbutt:

OH MY SWEET JESUS THIS SOUNDS AMAZING

th3darkan93l:

dirty-diamondss:

skaterparadise:

omg

dizayum

When she makes my body react like this
toastradamus:

You. Phone Home. Now.

communistbakery:

dicklover3000:

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nosdrinker:

is this a threat
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gandalfthebaked:

Ancient Egyptian love poem: 
Sickness Invaded MeSeven days since I saw my Lover,And sickness invaded me;I am heavy in all my limbs,My body has forsaken me.When the physicians come to me,My heart rejects their remedies;The magicians are quite helpless,My sickness is not discerned.To tell me “She is here” would revive me!Her name would make me rise;Her messenger’s coming and going,That would revive my heart!My sister is better than all prescriptions,She does more for me than all medicines;Her coming to me is my amulet,The sight of her makes me well!When she opens her eyes my body is young,Her speaking makes me strong;Embracing her expels my malady—Seven days since she went from me!Seventh Stanza, from Papyrus Chester Beatty I
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rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.


#christopher lee proceeds to give death a hard time for not making the correct stabbed-in-the-back sound
youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS